But Whenever I Meet

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, 

I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: 

the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, 

transcendent romantic relationship they 

perceive to be a normal part of living. 

And someone needs to take the fall for this. 

So instead of blaming no one for this 

(which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone 

(which is kind of meaningless), 

I'm going to blame John Cusack.”

~ Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: 

A Low Culture Manifesto