Thursday, May 16, 2019

He Could Totally Be Your Boyfriend


“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. 
"You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. 
Total could be your flower dog."
"I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
"You could in New Hampshire."
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff?
 "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. 
"Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! 
Now go to sleep, before I kill you!” 

~ James Patterson, Max

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