Don't Answer The Door

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, 

he might not think you're joking.”

~ Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Annabeth Realized

“Annabeth realized that if six of them 

went on these two quests, 

it would leave Percy alone 

on the ship with Coach Hedge, 

which was maybe not a situation 

a caring girlfriend should put him in. 

Nor was she eager to let Percy 

out of her sight again—

not after they’d been apart 

for so many months.”

~ Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

Having A Sister Or A Friend

“Having a sister or a friend 

is like sitting at night in a lighted house. 

Those outside can watch you if they want, 

but you need not see them. 

You simply say, 

"Here are the perimeters of our attention. 

If you prowl around under the windows

 till the crickets go silent, 

we will pull the shades. 

If you wish us to suffer your envious curiosity, 

you must permit us not to notice it." 

Anyone with one solid human bond is that smug, 

and it is the smugness as much as the comfort and safety 

that lonely people covet and admire.”

~ Marilynne Robinson, Housekeeping