Being Single

“Being single doesn't mean you're weak,

 it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.”

~ Niall Horan

I Could've Sworn

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth 

when I told you I didn’t miss you.”

~ pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

I Don't Understand Dating

“I don't understand dating... 

and the other things that people do... 

all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. 

The one who gives you four arms, four legs, 

four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. 

There's only one of those, 

so what are all the other things for? 

Like dating?”

~ C. JoyBell C.

Maybe You Could Be Mine

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined /

 aimless in this sexless foreplay.”

~ Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

Hugh And I

“Hugh and I have been together for so long 

that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, 

we need to engage in physical combat. 

Once, he hit me on the back of the head 

with a broken wineglass, 

and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. 

That was romantic, or would have been 

had he rushed to my side rather than 

stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”

~ David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim