Can Officially Confirm

“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart 

these days is not through beauty, food, sex, 

or alluringness of character, but merely the

 ability to seem not very interested in him.” 

~ Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary

Misgivings, n.

Happy 6th Anniversary to this Blog on July 27th!  :)

“misgivings, n.

Last night, I got up the courage to ask you if you regretted us.

"There are things I miss," you said. "But if I didn't have you, I'd miss more.” 

~ David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary

Six Hundred and Forty Fish Later

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing 

I know is everything you love will die. 

The first time you meet someone special, 

you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.” 

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

Statistically Speaking

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance 

that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.” 

~ Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: 

Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

Failed Relationships

“Failed relationships can be described

 as so much wasted make-up.” 

~ Marian Keyes, Watermelon